Conversation at the OB/GYN office - VENTING

Ok – shitty telephone conversation with a dumb ass pregnant twat.

Me: “CWWC – how can I help you”

Twat: “I need to speak with my doctor or his nurse immediately – it’s an emergency”

Me: “ok ma’am – what’s your name and what is the emergency”

Twat: “my name is ‘twat’ and I am puking up my stomach acid and have a rash on my stomach”

k – I am now thinking – that isn’t an emergency – but I went back to find the nurse. She then tells me ‘hell no – I don’t want to talk to her’ – evidentally she is a real peach – they caught her in the emergency room with her boyfriend screwing on the exam table – yup – a real winner! She asks me to get a phone number and see if she can call her back in like 5 minutes.
So here is that conversation:

Me: “Ma’am – the nurse asked if I could grab a phone number that she could call you right back on”

Twat: “NO – I am puking and have a rash – what more do you need to know”

(I had some thoughts here but kept my cool)

Me: “ma’am the nurse is requesting - - - “

Twat (interrupting me and real shitty) “I am not at a number she can call back at - I am at work she can not call me here – where is my doctor”

Me: “Your doctor isn’t even back from surgery yet ma’am”

Twat: “Oh really” (like I was lying)

Me: “yes ma’am – now your nurse asked me if she could call you back”

Twat: “TELL HER I SAID NO”

Is that even an option??? I wouldn’t piss the nurse off but whatever floats your boat

Me: “ok ma’am – you are going to have to hold” and I hucked her on hold and went to the nurse and told her that her patient was a real bitch.

Here is the conversation I had on instant messenger with my bud in Vegas:

Me: . . . I'm so pissed right now I can't see straight
Crazy Lady: why?
Crazy Lady: what happened?
Me: f'ing patients - pregnant stupid patients
Me: I was just yelled at by one of them
Me: dumb twat - if you can not handle morning sickness - you shouldn't have spread your legs
Crazy Lady says: lmao
Me: I should blog this I really should