I am gonna jam something in my ear

OMG you all! I have had it.

Now - maybe it is because I am on the rag - who knows - but I am pissy beyond pissy today. My day starts with a commute full of people that I am not at all sure should be allowed behind the wheel of a vehicle. The best one this morning? This guy in a beat up pickup. I am driving behind him and he slows WWWWAAAAAYYYYY down in the school zone we are passing thru. I'm thinking "good for him - he's paying attention". That gets shot to pieces when we finish the school zone and he picks up speed on his way to the approaching yellow light. What does he do when it changes to red? Does he stop? HELL NO - why would you do that? It was red when he hit it and he continued right thru it. What a dumb ass. I truly think most of the town I live in needs a reality check and should have to pass their drivers ed classes again.

Anyway - I brush that off and continue to work. Today is Friday and our early release day! I am expecting the last of my couches to be delivered today. (that is a totally different story - long story short? purchased these couches at the beginning of July - just now getting the last of them - well *fingers crossed* we are).

I get to work and the first thing that happens is that I am hit with the worse cramps I have had in a long ass time. They are the kind that feel like someone has taken my uterus and twisted it like you would a drenched towel to remove the water from it. I am doubled over you all - and ready to cry. So I am sitting at my desk and keeping to myself.

Wellllll - what happens next? Smacktard comes to work. (For the full story on her - check for my previous post called "Words to Live By"). She is getting on my nerves more and more every freaking day. Today (again - on my period here people and not in the mood) - she comes to work, talks up the boss lady (and btw gets more respect from the boss then I do and I DO NOT understand that). After talking with the boss for a good deal of time - she comes over to the desk on the other side of the wall from me and jumps of the f'ing phone. Evidentally there is a wedding this weekend of one of her little friends and she has to coordinate the drinking and such. She is giggling and laughing and planning and generally making my ears hurt. So what do I do? I crank up my radio cuz I don't want to hear her dumb ass. Well - she gets louder. So - in the interest of keeping my job - I bite my tongue and start typing this blog. It is the only thing keeping me from going over there and bitch slapping her.

(((SIGH))) It is almost over --- right? And it is a holiday weekend - so that is a plus! (I'm trying to look at the positives here)