Random things that I have said this week

Hi all! I got this idea from my bestest friend's blog -- I love ya girl!!! (hey - maybe this could be a meme???)

Anyway - it made me think about what I have said over the past week (well – what I could remember anyway – lol).
So here we go:

I haven’t seen 3am in a long time – unless I get up to pee

Stop licking the bathtub

OMG – the people in this town SUCK – do they NOT know wtf a yield sign is????

(after being given my pitiful paycheck that was short a few days due to my vacation last wee and the boss lady’s comment “you know – if you showed up to work ---- “) == Hey – I’m here to help save you guys money

I wanna know where the black hole is in our fax machine – otherwise – the pharmacy has a bunch of dumb asses

How in the hell did the cat know there was a toad in there?

Hello my little Jack Spazzle – so nice to see you!!!

(in regards to “aunt flo”) Her and that dick Murphy have us by the balls.

Are we running a karaoke bar - it is really loud in the living room.

Oh - look at the bruise on my arm - it kinda looks like I am a druggie!