Can Anyone Tell me why or wtf?????

Ok all – I have had a morning! And it got me thinking (which can be a bad thing). Soooo – I have some wtf kinda questions I need your help with! Here we go . . . .

Why must a dog roll around in things that smell bad?
Why must that same dog – then roll around on my carpet and share the stink?
Why must my cat think that her litter box is just a freakin suggestion and leave a little “package” outside the box?
Why must my son continuously repeat the same phrase over and over and over again until I wanna beat him?
Why – when I am already having a morning from hell – must everything I do turn bad?
Examples: I was cutting up some Canadian bacon to add to my salad for lunch and it ended up all over the floor
Also – I washed the dog from the streaks he had on him from rolling in whatever he did – and he still freakin smelled – wanna know why???? I took me several tries – but I found it – stuck to his collar was a big ‘ol chunk
Why must I work? (ok – I just had to throw that in cuz I am not at all in the mood today)?
Why must Smacktard (see previous posts) – be constantly late and then get pissy with management when they call her on it?
Why can’t Smacktard just be fired? Again – refer to previous posts?
Why must all patients that I talk with on the phone want to be seen “yesterday”?

Why why why???

Just thoughts to ponder! Have a great day – it’s almost Friday right?????????