Can Anyone Tell me why or wtf?????

Ok all – I have had a morning! And it got me thinking (which can be a bad thing). Soooo – I have some wtf kinda questions I need your help with! Here we go . . . .

Why must a dog roll around in things that smell bad?
Why must that same dog – then roll around on my carpet and share the stink?
Why must my cat think that her litter box is just a freakin suggestion and leave a little “package” outside the box?
Why must my son continuously repeat the same phrase over and over and over again until I wanna beat him?
Why – when I am already having a morning from hell – must everything I do turn bad?
Examples: I was cutting up some Canadian bacon to add to my salad for lunch and it ended up all over the floor
Also – I washed the dog from the streaks he had on him from rolling in whatever he did – and he still freakin smelled – wanna know why???? I took me several tries – but I found it – stuck to his collar was a big ‘ol chunk
Why must I work? (ok – I just had to throw that in cuz I am not at all in the mood today)?
Why must Smacktard (see previous posts) – be constantly late and then get pissy with management when they call her on it?
Why can’t Smacktard just be fired? Again – refer to previous posts?
Why must all patients that I talk with on the phone want to be seen “yesterday”?

Why why why???

Just thoughts to ponder! Have a great day – it’s almost Friday right?????????

My "vacation"

Hey ya'll! I have been meaning to post on my recent "vacation" but life has been busy lately. Soooo - here is what I can jot down!

My vacation in brief: It was my husband and I, our 10 year old son, my 15 year old step-daughter and her 16 year old friend and then my dad and his girlfriend. Yeah - it was a blast (can you hear the sarcasm???)

In theory - it was a great idea. My dad rented us a cabin in the black hills of South Dakota for a week. He rented the other cabin for him and his girlfriend. There were only two cabins and our hosts. No - this wasn't an ordinary cabin in the woods - nope - it was called a "bed and breakfast cabin". We were served breakfast every morning. Now don't get me wrong - it was nice - our hosts were awesome! But ----- it was still five of us (me and hubby, 10 year old boy and two teenage girls) in a one room - with a loft - cabin.

Ok - so in reality - it was a sort of nightmare. Some parts were good - other parts had me wanting to jam a stick in my eye to help me forget what was going on around me.

The good parts: We played tourist.

We got to see an amazing live dig. It was called The Mammoth Dig. It is a place in Hot Springs that used to be a huge sinkhole. They have found a large number of mammoths at the sinkhole and are currently in the process of digging to recover them! It is really cool - I would definitely recommend it.

Then we saw Mount Rushmore and the most amazing "in process" mountain sculpting at Crazyhorse Memorial. It was cool - the story behind it is amazing and awe inspiring! Definitely a must see!!

We also got to go to Deadwood. That was way too cool! The wild west - hell yeah! I was definitely into that! We got to see where Wild Bill was shot and killed and also his grave along with Calamity Jane's grave. It is a cool, old town! I loved it!

The not so good parts: I guess, from what I am told, it was normal parent stuff. Two teenage girls who were not impressed a lot of the time and a 10 year old who wanted everything he saw. The girls were not happy that they did not have cell service and for the most part - I think they were bored off their asses! I guess it was just vacation stuff. Now that I have calmed down from it - I am not so bitter toward it. It got to the point, while we were up there, that I just wished we never went. There were so many things that I wanted to see that I gave up because others were bitchy. I am convinced that if I had just given the girls the money we spent on them on the trip to stay at my house and go to the mall that they would have been much happier! (yes - I am still harboring ill feelings - I was not a happy camper with my step-daughter's little friend - that might just have to be another post)
And that my friends - is my vacation in a nutshell. There is way more there than I have written on - maybe I will blog about it again - I am waiting on pictures and will post them when I get them!
Have fun all!

Another venting session

Ok – I’m done. I have had it with my job. I have had it with my home life and I have had it with being a fucking adult. (yes – I am PMS’ing)

A little background --- I have had company from 7/18 to 7/31 – my husband and I have not had a lot of adult time (if you catch my drift) – so things are a bit tense at my house. Add to that – the fact that my period showed up last nite and all is not well.

About a month ago – I purchased new living room furniture – a couch, loveseat and a chair. Last Friday – my hubby went down to pick up the set. Well ----- my loveseat had a hole in it. I refused it and had them order another one. It came in today. Wanna guess what happened? Yup – this one has a hole in it too. It is a smaller hole and in a different spot – but it is a hole. The furniture company let us take the loveseat (because I have company coming back into town next weekend) and I was going to be pissed if I didn’t have my loveseat. But this is just adding to everything else going on.

SOOOOO - - - - -

My hubby is on the phone with me (his cell to my cell) and he gets a letter from the company renting us our home. When we first moved in (end of May), the carpet developed a fray. I called to have it fixed. It wasn’t fixed until 7/3/06. We put the vacuum over the fray to keep the cat from playing with it and I told the rental place that. I guess I should have kept my pie-hole shut – because now - we are getting a f’ing bill for the repair. I am pissed – livid pissed. My husband called the rental company and they told him that I told them the cat did it. WTF??? Why in the hell would I say that to the rental people? Do they think I am stupid enough to admit to that? Well – evidently – my husband does. #2 thing to add today to the growing list of what is making my life hell lately.

Then to top it all off??? I have a cell phone that, when we bought it was an awesome deal. That should have tipped us off. It is a piece of shit. We think it was a refurbished phone. The screws are missing in the back (under the battery) – it is junk. My husband and I were having the discussion about whether or not I would tell the rental people the cat did the damage and he cut out. So I asked him to repeat it. He yelled it back at me and said “THAT IS WHAT I SAID”. Oh hell no – don’t yell at me if it is my piece of shit phone is to blame.

PFFT – screw this shit – I am so done!!! Just had to vent!!!!!!!!!!

Random things that I have said this week

Hi all! I got this idea from my bestest friend's blog -- I love ya girl!!! (hey - maybe this could be a meme???)

Anyway - it made me think about what I have said over the past week (well – what I could remember anyway – lol).
So here we go:

I haven’t seen 3am in a long time – unless I get up to pee

Stop licking the bathtub

OMG – the people in this town SUCK – do they NOT know wtf a yield sign is????

(after being given my pitiful paycheck that was short a few days due to my vacation last wee and the boss lady’s comment “you know – if you showed up to work ---- “) == Hey – I’m here to help save you guys money

I wanna know where the black hole is in our fax machine – otherwise – the pharmacy has a bunch of dumb asses

How in the hell did the cat know there was a toad in there?

Hello my little Jack Spazzle – so nice to see you!!!

(in regards to “aunt flo”) Her and that dick Murphy have us by the balls.

Are we running a karaoke bar - it is really loud in the living room.

Oh - look at the bruise on my arm - it kinda looks like I am a druggie!