Words to Live By!!!

This has become my mantra lately! It was sent to me by my awesome friend Crazy Lady !!! It came to me in a time of great frustration with a co-worker.

The frustration came with the fact that my co-worker (now affectionately called smacktard) has no work ethic. She just turned 20 and this is her first "office" job. I am just sure that she delivered pizza before this. It's bad ya'll - depending on the day - I could really go postal on her dumb ass.

I’ll give you a brief overview:

Smacktard used to come in really late or hell, not at all and never call. Most places would have fired her on the spot – but not here – she still has her job

Smacktard likes the phone. Nope scratch that. LOVES the phone. Not to answer it like the rest of us worker bees – noooo – we like to spend countless hours (and that is not an exaggeration folks) on the phone here at work with her friends, a lawyer she has because her boyfriend can not seem to make phone call for himself about his custody issues with his ex and different schools in the area. She isn’t quiet about it at all. I have spent many a day wanting to jam my pen into my ear so that I do not have to hear about it anymore. She has been warned, re-warned and warned again ------ take a wild freakin guess what she is doing right now?????

I could go on and on but that wouldn’t classify as “overview”. I think you all get the picture now. So needless to say – I printed off the smacktard picture and it is hanging at my desk. Makes me giggle!!! So I just wanted to share!!!