All in a day at the GYN office

I work for an OB/GYN office. I work with the most diverse group of ladies imaginable. Here are some conversations:

CONVERSATION #1
Nurse 1: Guess what

me: What???

Nurse 1: I'm tired of looking at vagina's

(ok - I'm thinking - what the hell do I say to that)
me: Are you gonna switch sides

Nurse 1: Hell no (laugh)

CONVERSATION #2

Nurse #2: Wanna see some pictures of my new snowmobile?
Me: Sure (after seeing pics) = oh that’s a nice one – betcha have fun with that!
(ok – I left that one wide open)
Nurse #2: Oh yeah – it’s orgasmic – the best thing to have between your legs besides your husband.
Me: hmmm- might have to get me one of them! (the snowmobile – already have the hubby)

CONVERSATION #3

Nurse #2: Yeah, I’m in a mood – my Bob is broke
Me: I didn’t know that was your husband’s name
Nurse#2: No – not my husband – my B.O.B.
Me: (taking the bait) = what is that?
Nurse #2: My Battery Operated Boyfriend = he’s out of order = needs batteries
Me: (thinking to myself as I walk away = why? Why in the hell did I ask)

Yeah - Nurse #2 - she's interesting!

The other conversations are somewhat similar so I won't go into those. But I want to tell you all about my favoritest person in this office - we'll call her Joey --- I don't know much about her background - but she was born in Jersey (I think) - has that New York accent. She was a taxi driver for a few years in New York. She is the nicest person but you can tell she would kick your ass if you crossed her. She has the best sense of humor. Just a few minutes ago - the office manager asked "are you cold" and she thru it back at her "it bothers me that you would ask 'if' I'm cold - obviously I'm not - I have my sweater on -- the better question would have been 'were' you cold." --- lmao!!! That's Joey! She will drop and do yoga in the middle of the hall. At times, when we get a shipment in with those bubblewrap things in it - she will take them and line the hall and go for a run that she calls "theraputic" so it sounds like rapid fire from machine guns!!!
Stay tuned for more from Joey - I will blog about her musings! My favorite: "I hope you don't fuck like you park - you'll never get it in". A saying that she put onto paper with a drawing of a car and distributed it around the office "just in case you wanna print off copies to keep in your car". All of this stemmed from a lunchtime encounter with a semi-truck that could not park AT ALL and blocked her in, well almost blocked her in!