Random thoughts on my town

Only in the beautiful town I live in can a morning commute in so-so traffic slow to a crawl by a tractor (not a semi truck and actual farm tractor going up a hill).


Only in Colorado (or maybe just the town I live in) do you have to buy real beer, wine or alcohol in a liquor store that is closed on Sundays but you can go to the um-teen local wineries on Sunday for free wine tastings and buy bottles there!


Only in my town can the police be entertained for an afternoon by two cows who escaped from a transport vehicle! One of the heffers crushed the hood of a cop car!


I have never lived in a place before that had street names like:

• 32 Road
• D 1/2 Road
• GH 2/3 Road
• E 1/8 Road

Now - I know why 32 Road is called that - but wtf were they thinking with the letters? And also have two names for one street. We have several streets that depending on what end of town you are in - it is called something different. What is that about?

MORE TO COME AS I THINK ABOUT IT - LOL

MY FAVORITE SAYINGS

OK - I had to share. I saw, of all things, a lighter last nite at the gas station and it had a saying on it that has now been added to my list of favorites.

From the wisdom of a lighter:
All men are idiots, and I married their king!

My two most favorite bumper stickers:
1. I'm not tailgating - I'm drafting
2. I'm not speeding - I'm qualifying

My all time excuse for not exercising more:
I had to give up running because my thighs would rub together and catch my shorts on fire!

From the wisdom of a pillow I bought my sister:
I smile because your my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!

Hanging in my home:
My house was clean last week - sorry you missed it.

Another good one:
You say "bitch" like it is a bad thing!!!

On the sign outside a church I drive by everyday on my way to work:
Don't worry - Moses was a basket case too.
When you can't sleep - don't count sheep. Talk to the shepard.

My all time favorite - tell everyone I can: (can you say it's wrong)
All men are assholes - they just vary in the degree

The t-shirt I want more than any other:
I'm confused. . . wait, maybe I'm not

Job Satisfaction Survey

Your Job Dissatisfaction Level is 59%

Well, you don't have the worst job in the world, but it's not great. And don't worry, you're not the problem - your company is. Start looking around for another job, even if you're not totally fed up. Because in time, you're going to be dying to quit!

http://www.blogthings.com/shouldyouquityourjobquiz/

OMG - this is true - for a few questions answered - this very true - and I already turned down another job offer - pfft --- crap === should have done this first!

My funky inner hair color

Your Hair Should Be Orange

Expressive, deep, and one of a kind.You pull off "weird" well - hardly anyone notices.

What's" Your Funky Inner Hair Color?

ok - what does that say for me???? My best friend had this on her blog and I thought I would see what it had to say - now - I am not so sure - lol!!! I pull off "weird" - is that a good or bad thing!