stupid criminal report
Ok - I live in a beautiful little town in Colorado - but we have more than our share of idiots per capita then LA (at least it seems like it). Besides the fact that most of the drivers here are color blind to that yellow/orange color and make it quite obvious that that silly middle light in the traffic signal is just a stupid suggestion and the fact that a yield sign here is mearly a challenge, a game that many idiots around here fail at and have the nerve to blame the person who actually followed the law (how dare they) == but I heard the funniest stupid criminal story the other nite - straight from my town (and yes - it beats the cows)
Ok - picture the night - it is late nite and it had snowed and there was an inch or two on the ground. A friend of mine goes outside to have a cigarette and check to make sure her husband had locked their vehicle. She finds out he didn't lock and after a quick once over - determined that someone had been inside the car and had stolen their folder of CD's - that was all that was missing. My friend, after debating on whether or not to call the cops because she was just sure there was nothing they could do - she gave in and called. A cop showed up and within the hour of determining they had their vehicle ransacked and CD's stolen - the policeman came back with their CD's!!! You know how?
You're gonna love this! K - member how I said it had snowed? Yeah - the dumb ass woman who stole the CD's walked, in the snow, to the car and then to her house!!!! There were a perfect set of footprints leading to her door! She still tried to deny it - but how can you???? LMAO!!! The cop even said "I love it when it snows - I can catch more people"!!!
AH - gotta love stupid people!!!
Ok - picture the night - it is late nite and it had snowed and there was an inch or two on the ground. A friend of mine goes outside to have a cigarette and check to make sure her husband had locked their vehicle. She finds out he didn't lock and after a quick once over - determined that someone had been inside the car and had stolen their folder of CD's - that was all that was missing. My friend, after debating on whether or not to call the cops because she was just sure there was nothing they could do - she gave in and called. A cop showed up and within the hour of determining they had their vehicle ransacked and CD's stolen - the policeman came back with their CD's!!! You know how?
You're gonna love this! K - member how I said it had snowed? Yeah - the dumb ass woman who stole the CD's walked, in the snow, to the car and then to her house!!!! There were a perfect set of footprints leading to her door! She still tried to deny it - but how can you???? LMAO!!! The cop even said "I love it when it snows - I can catch more people"!!!
AH - gotta love stupid people!!!


1 Comments:
gotta love the smart ones!
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Crazy Lady, at February 06, 2006 5:23 PM
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