Boobs
I have been wondering something for a while now - just have not had a chance to blog it.
What is it about a boob that attracts a man? Why is it the first thing they go for?
Here is why I ask:
#1
Most nites - I am barely home 30 minutes when my honey attacks the boob. It is usually a pinch of the all attractive nipple. And it usually isn't a light pinch either - why do they think it can be turned like a radio dial???????????
#2
Just about every nite - my hubby and I go to bed and we start out with me holding him - he lays on his side and I snuggle up to the back of him with my arm around him and I rest my arm on his. Then at some point we change - I roll over and he holds me - and does he rest his arm on mine - HELL NO - it's straight to the boob - gotta hold onto it. Maybe it is a security blanket kinda thing. Usually it is not a problem unless it is that time of the month and that leads to the final one:
#3
WHY WHY WHY ARE THE BOOBS SO MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE WHEN THEY FREAKIN HURT????
OK - had to ask - I'm better now!!! And just so you all know - I absolutely love my honey and would not change anything - it was more about why the boob is a fascination - lol
What is it about a boob that attracts a man? Why is it the first thing they go for?
Here is why I ask:
#1
Most nites - I am barely home 30 minutes when my honey attacks the boob. It is usually a pinch of the all attractive nipple. And it usually isn't a light pinch either - why do they think it can be turned like a radio dial???????????
#2
Just about every nite - my hubby and I go to bed and we start out with me holding him - he lays on his side and I snuggle up to the back of him with my arm around him and I rest my arm on his. Then at some point we change - I roll over and he holds me - and does he rest his arm on mine - HELL NO - it's straight to the boob - gotta hold onto it. Maybe it is a security blanket kinda thing. Usually it is not a problem unless it is that time of the month and that leads to the final one:
#3
WHY WHY WHY ARE THE BOOBS SO MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE WHEN THEY FREAKIN HURT????
OK - had to ask - I'm better now!!! And just so you all know - I absolutely love my honey and would not change anything - it was more about why the boob is a fascination - lol
posted by Crazy in Colorado at
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
1 Comments:
It is a man thing. Even the young ones. Brenden is for ever patting my boob when he wants my attention. We have a saying in our house: The boobs are never wrong. Every time I am right and Mark is wrong (which is often lol) I ask him if he knows what he did wrong. HE DOUBTED THE BOOBS! THE BOOBS ARE NEVER WRONG.
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Crazy Lady, at March 03, 2006 3:05 PM
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