Boobs

I have been wondering something for a while now - just have not had a chance to blog it.

What is it about a boob that attracts a man? Why is it the first thing they go for?

Here is why I ask:
#1
Most nites - I am barely home 30 minutes when my honey attacks the boob. It is usually a pinch of the all attractive nipple. And it usually isn't a light pinch either - why do they think it can be turned like a radio dial???????????

#2
Just about every nite - my hubby and I go to bed and we start out with me holding him - he lays on his side and I snuggle up to the back of him with my arm around him and I rest my arm on his. Then at some point we change - I roll over and he holds me - and does he rest his arm on mine - HELL NO - it's straight to the boob - gotta hold onto it. Maybe it is a security blanket kinda thing. Usually it is not a problem unless it is that time of the month and that leads to the final one:

#3
WHY WHY WHY ARE THE BOOBS SO MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE WHEN THEY FREAKIN HURT????



OK - had to ask - I'm better now!!! And just so you all know - I absolutely love my honey and would not change anything - it was more about why the boob is a fascination - lol

Am I nuts???

Ok - am I nuts? I was offered an administrative job with the County that I live in. I was offered that job on 2/23/06. Two days prior to that - as a courtesy (and because the HR person with the County asked me to) I told my boss at the OB/GYN office I work for that she should expect a phone call from someone for a reference because I "might" be offered a position. My boss almost cried - made me feel like shit but I stood my ground - UNTIL - she told me that she couldn't loose me. She told me that since I started cleaning up their billing - the office has seen a great increase in revenue. She also told me that I am only one of a couple people that she could really depend on and that she saw me someday stepping into the role of office manager. Then she did the one thing I didn't think would happen - she offered me more money an hour than the County job, told me she was going to move me into a more active role in billing and even offered to help me keep my coding credentials!!! So I did the one thing I didn't think I would do - I stayed. I hope I am not a nut case! I really do enjoy the work I do and the people I work for. The only reason I was applying for the County job was the increase in pay and maybe just a little because it was a government job. But I think I did the right thing - at least it feels right (for now).
Anyway - where else can you go to work, remember you have a doctor's appointment at another office and also remember that you forgot to shave (the appointment is for my knee - get your minds out of the gutter people) and then be able to correct that mistake - lol!!! YUP - I was able to get a hold of a razor and shave my leg in the bathroom at work! **sigh** yes - I like where I am!

Major decision

Ok - can I tell you that karma is something I believe strongly in. I have been struggling with a decision for a couple days now. I interviewed for a position with the County Government where I live. I interviewed on 2/14/06 in a group setting, first thing in the morning. I had a second interview that afternoon. I have spent the past two days stressing about it - I was even up last nite worrying that this is not the road I should go down. Then I get a phone call today - two days later - that they would like to proceed with checking my references and contacting my current employer. After much consideration with my dearest, bestest friend - I called them back and authorized them to contact whomever they needed to. Then I check my emails and find these horoscopes:


Beliefnet.com horoscope:
LIBRA (Sep 23 - Oct 22): It's not that you can't make up your mind, as some might suggest. It's just that you know the importance of the decisions you are facing. Don't worry about those who may be pressuring you to make your choice now; go ahead and do your Libra thing of weighing all the options. Only you can know when it's time to tip the balance one way or the other.

Astrology.com horoscope:
Celebrate your warm, expansive personality by getting yourself out there. Accept any and all invitations that come your way. Heck, extend a few invites of your own while you're at it. It's time to live it up!

Now I ask - Is that not creepy or what? It gave me goose bumps.

MEME'd

I first wanna start out by saying that I am not sure what "MEME'd" is but it is fun! Although I have no one to tag back **sniff**
I have to thank my bestest friend over at

Crazy Lady in Vegas

So here we go:

Four jobs I’ve had in my life:
1. Daycare for Jazzersize
2. Front Desk Clerk
3. Receptionist
4. Claims Examiner

Four movies I'd watch over and over:
1. The Secret To Giving
2. Forever Love
3. Any Lethal Weapon
4. Any Indiana Jones

Four Places that I have lived:
1. Pennsyvania
2. Arizona
3. Wyoming
4. Colorado
(I barely made four - lol)

Four TV shows I love to watch:
1. Reba
2. CSI:Vegas
3. 30 minute meals
4. Food Network challenges

Four places I have been on vacation:
1. Yellowstone
2. Vegas (racing baby)
3. Miracle Mile in Wyoming
4. California

Four of my favorite dishes:
1. My hubby's enchiladas
2. My Southwestern soup
3. Baby Back Ribs at Texas Roadhouse
4. just about anything at Dos Hombres

Four websites I visit daily:
1. Reba.com
2. msn.com
3. bresnan.net (to check my email)
4. ummmm - don't think I visit any other ones daily

Four places I'd rather be right now:
1. anywhere but work
2. LA - watching a taping of Reba
3. camping in the mountains
4. at home with my hubby

Four bloggers I am tagging:
I don't know any other bloggers except the one who tagged me - I just don't have a following yet - lmao!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

I just have to post and say Happy Valentine's Day! I love this holiday! I love everything about it! I love that once a year I get to celebrate in public that I love my husband and he can't do anything about it! He so does not like any public displays of affection (well holding hands is ok) - but, for example, if I go to see him at his work - he is an aircraft mechanic and it is mostly men around - he so does not like it if I say "LOVE YOU" out loud. I guess he gets harrassed cuz we have a strong marriage - men *pfft*!!!

Anyway - I absolutely love Valentine's Day! And more than anything - I love our routine on Valentine's Day! My now nine year old son gets a dinner of his choice - one year it was a frozen personal pizza - this year is Subway - I have it written down so I don't get it wrong - lol --- a club on white bread with mayo, mustard, pickles and olives - and of course the ever popular cookie (not that he won't be bringing home a crap load of candy from school - but I am focused on the bigger picture here). He will also get a video game of his choosing. He eats and then he disappears into his room therefore leaving my husband and I to fend for ourselves!

And fend we do. Tonite's menu: Fillet mignons, jumbo shrimp, baked taters and wine all by candlelite. We will get left alone for the most part. Then, because we are both NASCAR fanatics, we will be watching a tribute to the late Dale Earnhardt (not at all romantic - but we like it - besides it lets dinner settle - right?). Then off to bed and to sleep much, much later (wink)!!!

AHHHHH - Happy Valentine's Day to me!!!

stupid criminal report

Ok - I live in a beautiful little town in Colorado - but we have more than our share of idiots per capita then LA (at least it seems like it). Besides the fact that most of the drivers here are color blind to that yellow/orange color and make it quite obvious that that silly middle light in the traffic signal is just a stupid suggestion and the fact that a yield sign here is mearly a challenge, a game that many idiots around here fail at and have the nerve to blame the person who actually followed the law (how dare they) == but I heard the funniest stupid criminal story the other nite - straight from my town (and yes - it beats the cows)

Ok - picture the night - it is late nite and it had snowed and there was an inch or two on the ground. A friend of mine goes outside to have a cigarette and check to make sure her husband had locked their vehicle. She finds out he didn't lock and after a quick once over - determined that someone had been inside the car and had stolen their folder of CD's - that was all that was missing. My friend, after debating on whether or not to call the cops because she was just sure there was nothing they could do - she gave in and called. A cop showed up and within the hour of determining they had their vehicle ransacked and CD's stolen - the policeman came back with their CD's!!! You know how?

You're gonna love this! K - member how I said it had snowed? Yeah - the dumb ass woman who stole the CD's walked, in the snow, to the car and then to her house!!!! There were a perfect set of footprints leading to her door! She still tried to deny it - but how can you???? LMAO!!! The cop even said "I love it when it snows - I can catch more people"!!!

AH - gotta love stupid people!!!