Just call me "Snores-a-lot"

And that is Mrs. Snores-a-lot = thank you very much!

Let me just say - last nite - my husband got on my bad side - and he didn't just do it once. Here are some snipets of some of our conversations last nite. And all of these took place with my son standing right there and laughing his little 9 year old ass off! My husband was in a particularly funky mood!

First one:

Husband: OMG - it smells in here

Me: what?

Husband: Yeah - I think mommy opened her mouth (husband acts surprised then laughs his ass off)

Me: (GLARE)

Second one:

Husband: You should hear your mom at nite - she snores so loud!

Me: And you don't???

Husband: Not like that = son = your mom snores soooo loud - she could wake the dead -- keeps me awake all nite! Then you whisper "honey" and she answers you! What is that?

Me: shut up!

Husband: (walks over to son and bends to whisper something in his ear) This is what it sounds like: ZZZZZZZZZZZ. And you can't get away from it! She is like a friggin heat seaking missle - then she attaches herself to you and snores right in your ear!!!

ME: not at all funny. (glaring to make it perfectly clear I was pissed)

Husband: I'm just joking! Don't take it bad!

Ok - help me out here -- am I wrong to be a little irritated? Maybe it was just that I was tired or the way both my husband and my son were getting a HUGE kick out of making fun of me! But you know what? I barely slept last nite thinking I was keeping my husband awake! AARRGGHH!!!